"Mommy, can I have a pitbull?"Charles, 4
"Grace, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"That's disgusting! You should teach that baby some manners."Lindsey, 4
After a little baby burped & threw up on his mommy.
"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."Tylus Hancock from Jack Frost, 11
"Mom, I'm gonna sing you the most beautiful song EVER. Ready? Ahem: There was a boy who had a dog and Bingo was his name, oh! B-I-N-G-O..."Gala Noel, 3