"You can do that at school tomorrow. (Get the look)! I mean camp!"
"There is no such word as school in the summer."
"Where do your socks go?"
"On my feet!"
"No, Jack, they go in your basket."
"No, Lisa, they go on my feet. "
"Daddy went to work to buy me some money!!! "Evelyn, 2
"I can't buy that juice. It has too much sugar."Zachary, 4
While in the juice aisle at the grocery store.
"Mommy, did you know that I am funny? "
"Yes, I did sweetie. "
"Good. Because I am very funny."