"Dippit! What do you want? Dippit, dippit, DIPPIT! Geez Mommy, he wants ketchup."John, 1
While eating chicken nuggets with his 3 year old sister Pamela.
"Hayden, did the toilet paper roll fall into the sink?"
"Then why is it soaking wet?"
"Because, it had a dirty spot on it so I washed it."
"I don't know if I can pay for the car accident. "
"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!"
"Hey mom I think you left the tag on your car."Reiley, 3
Pointing to a flyer someone left under my windshield.
"Maybe I can get Daddy some new socks for Christmas? "
"Ok, he likes the ones with holes in them!"