"Mommy u smell good when u stink! "Nya, 6
mommy's in a hurry to get in the shower.
Jaden age 18 months:
"Now that I have my milk instead of water you can be my drinking buddy!"
"You may just need to go visit the mommy bar."
"Forest Skunk"Tanner, 5
when asked what movie he was watching. (Translation: Forrest Gump!)
"Mommy you have some black mold on the back of your tooth..."Chasi, 4
After I bragged about children giving you the highest high!
"Evie is historical!"
"You mean hysterical?"