Mommy:
"Sarayah, come here please!"
Sarayah:
"I DIDN'T DO IT MOMMY! I PROMISE!"
Tyler:
"What if you had another baby right now?"
Single Mother:
"That's not possible right now."
Tyler:
"Your factory is closed, huh."
"My friends, this is my hooker."
Adam, 3
he said while holding a tow truck during show and tell
"No Mommy! No! I cute!!"
Cullen, 1
After I took the crayon he just colored the wall with
Mom
:
"Look, the neighbors dog had her puppies!
"
William
:
"I heard her screaming a lot, she had a lot of them..
"
Mom
:
"She had 9 puppies, must of been painful.
"
William:
"I bet St. Bernards hurt the most coming out with the barrel and all..."
