"Where is my other present?"
"I'm not sure off the top of my head."
"Well what about the bottom of your head. Did you look there?"
"Jakey, did you finish your toast?"
"YES, I had 4 points."
"MOMMYS DOING WEIGHT WATCHERS. JAKE ATE 4 CORNERS. LITERALLY POINTS!!"
"Mom, you have to take all of this stuff down and put it away, you KNOW I am allergic to horse"William, 5
"It's okay, grandma; I was old once, but now I'm young again!!!"Makiah Star, 4
"Sit down and eat your breakfast, hon. "
Gwen (very loud and perturbed):
"I am not Hon. Daddy is Hon. I am SWEETHEART! "