"Mommy, were you astounded when you heard "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?""
Grace, 8
Asked on drive home from her 2nd grade concert.
"The moon doesn't like cheese because everyone thinks it's cheese."
Ashley, 3
"It's not real anymore."
Brody, 2
Referring to "outside" when I roll up his window in the car.
