JB:
"(shaking hands) Please to meet you Tom"
Tom:
"(shakes hand)"
JB:
"(shaking hands) Tom, say 'pleased to meet you'"
Tom:
"(shaking hands) Pleased to meet me!"
"Time made me wait for everything in life. I'll also make the time to wait for me in the same life."
Krishna chaitanya, 21
Now its happening..............
Erik:
"Today is my birthday."
uncle Ashton:
"Oh yeah? Well how old are you?"
Erik:
"Three ears."
Student:
"My stomach hurts. (After lunch)"
Teacher:
"Do you need to use the restroom?"
Student:
"I'll try."
Student:
"(Minutes later student comes back and whispers...) It was just gas"


