"You mean last time my head was where my nose is now?! "Rio, 7
As I drew a line on our growth chart wall when he turned seven.
"It's time to go to bed"
"Ouch! That hurts my happy"
"Mama, why can't we say the word fart?"
"I don't know, honey, it just sounds...yucky."
"Well, broccoli sounds yucky and we still say it!"
"We gotta go home before dark, so the boogers won't get us."
"Don't be afraid, boogers aren't real."
"Oh, yes they are. They are in your nose."