" Oh no, Mommy! There's a drop of water on my shirt!"
"Yes honey, it's a drop."
"Yes Mommy, a drop! Now isn't that horrible?"
"Mom, does Santa really see you ALL the time?"
"He just knows if kids are doing what is right and good.."
"Well, I just don't want him seeing me in the bathroom!"
"Don't worry Leif, I'm sure Santa respects your privacy."
"OH NO! It's the end of the world!... MOMMY! The clouds are falling from the sky!"Nirvana, 3
After seeing snow for the first time in Bronx, New York.
"Mary's very tired because she still has baby Jesus in her tummy"
"But Mom, why do she eat the Baby Jesus for?!?!?!"
"Mom, I feel obnoxious."Jonathan, 7
When he had an upset stomach